RANDOM PICKS Mock Draft (Round 6)
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This mock is simply a experiment, where randomly choosen players to teams. This is not meant to be taken literally. Rate this poor all you want, I don't care. This is not what I think will happen. I won't check the comments so insult this mock all u want. I encourage it. It's just a joke my friend made and i wanted to publish. Go ahead, laugh at it.
3 - OAK: David Quessenberry, OT, San Jose State
Raida haters gonna love this. btw..what's a Quessen berry? Is it sweet?
Raida haters gonna love this. btw..what's a Quessen berry? Is it sweet?
4 - PHI: Ryan Griffin, TE, Connecticut
Chip Kelly will cheat and change the name to Robert. Unfortunately for him, he wasn't smart enough to realize he ended up getting RG3's grandfather.
Chip Kelly will cheat and change the name to Robert. Unfortunately for him, he wasn't smart enough to realize he ended up getting RG3's grandfather.
6 - CLE: Johnny Adams, CB, Michigan State
Johnny Appleseed! Well....almost. They both are equal talents on the field.
Johnny Appleseed! Well....almost. They both are equal talents on the field.
8 - BUF: Terry Hawthorne, CB, Illinois
The Bills need to get a little more poetic in thier playing style. Nathaniel Hawthorne will chance all that.
The Bills need to get a little more poetic in thier playing style. Nathaniel Hawthorne will chance all that.
9 - NYJ: Drew Frey, SS, Cincinnati
yo. at least he is a better qb than sanchez. The Fray is not a good band though.
yo. at least he is a better qb than sanchez. The Fray is not a good band though.
11 - SD: Tre Boston, SS, North Carolina
The players on the Chargers are too thin. By drafting a Boston creme pie, problem is solved!
The players on the Chargers are too thin. By drafting a Boston creme pie, problem is solved!
12 - MIA: Johnathan Franklin, RB, UCLA
The Dolphins draft Ben Franklin in hope that a penny a day will make the losing go away.
The Dolphins draft Ben Franklin in hope that a penny a day will make the losing go away.
13 - TB: Aaron Murray, QB, Georgia
The Bucs kidnap Murray and force him to sign with them. It's the best pick so far, but it's forced.
The Bucs kidnap Murray and force him to sign with them. It's the best pick so far, but it's forced.
14 - CAR: Cornelius Washington, OLB, Georgia
Cam Newton needs some lessons in leadership. Who better than George Washington? This is only the 2nd founding father to be drafted so far.
Cam Newton needs some lessons in leadership. Who better than George Washington? This is only the 2nd founding father to be drafted so far.
16 - STL: Jonotthan Harrison, C, Florida
It's like Harrison Ford....who can't spell an american name right (when in doubt go with Johnny!)
It's like Harrison Ford....who can't spell an american name right (when in doubt go with Johnny!)
17 - PIT: Brennan Williams, OT, North Carolina
Glennon? No, he is from the other school. Darn it we spelled the name wrong on the draft sheet and got this guy!
Glennon? No, he is from the other school. Darn it we spelled the name wrong on the draft sheet and got this guy!
18 - DAL: Tyler Larsen, C, Utah State
Dallas has no choice but to hire an arsonist. It's time to burn down the Giant's headquarters! (JK!! JK!!! That is not a real threat!)
Dallas has no choice but to hire an arsonist. It's time to burn down the Giant's headquarters! (JK!! JK!!! That is not a real threat!)
19 - NYG: Stedman Bailey, WR, West Virginia
So the Giants draft Bettle Bailey??? Are the Giants turning into a military camp?
So the Giants draft Bettle Bailey??? Are the Giants turning into a military camp?
21 - CIN: Alec Ogletree, ILB, Georgia
Normal trees are good for the environment. I'm not sure about Ogletrees though.
Normal trees are good for the environment. I'm not sure about Ogletrees though.
23 - MIN: Zac Kerin, C, Toledo
Gotta start Kerin for ur offensive linemen. They need love to ya know.
Gotta start Kerin for ur offensive linemen. They need love to ya know.
26 - GB: Malliciah Goodman, DE, Clemson
Green Bay's players are all nasty no good slobs! They need a Goodman to change that. (JK i like the pack)
Green Bay's players are all nasty no good slobs! They need a Goodman to change that. (JK i like the pack)
28 - DEN: Eric Reid, FS, LSU
The Broncos also cheat and change the first name to Andy. And the Chiefs thought their season couldn't get any worse....
The Broncos also cheat and change the first name to Andy. And the Chiefs thought their season couldn't get any worse....
29 - BAL: Knile Davis, RB, Arkansas
The Knile is the longest river in the world. This pick will need the longest explanation in the world to justify it.
The Knile is the longest river in the world. This pick will need the longest explanation in the world to justify it.
30 - SF: Earl Wolff, SS, North Carolina State
WAREWOLFFS OF LONDON AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAREWOLFFS OF LONDON AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
32 - ATL: Tom Wort, ILB, Oklahoma
Atlanta has a acne problem already. The last thing they need is a Wort! BTW...2nd round coming soon!
Atlanta has a acne problem already. The last thing they need is a Wort! BTW...2nd round coming soon!
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